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  • R.L. Mathewson
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  • 17 June 2018
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R.L. Mathewson ò 3 summary review Tall, Dark Lonely Ó eBook or Kindle ePUB Men act funny around her her boss is a real jerk she feels like an outsider her best friend turns out to be a sixteen year old punk and the incredibly handsome guy renting the room adjoining hers not only hogs the bathroom taking three showers a day and leaving her with cold water but he also has a secret A secret that she becomes a bit obsessed with and can't let go no matter how many times she's warned offDetective Ephraim Williams learned long ago not to show any emotion or allow himself to get attached to humans What was the point They came and went and he remained This time w. It s time to give up this isn t going to get any better and even if it did I m so over the female mc Someone said this was like sexed up Twilight and it sorta is but Twilight did it better That s right I said Twilight did it better Twilight didn t annoy me and there was the excuse of it being a high school setting Why I m kicking this book to the curb the female mc It s all her fault She is one contrary and whinging bitch Yeah it sucks her mom is an irresponsible whore fact and Madison female mc has had to raise her young siblings but she won t allow anyone to help her She s going for that martyr Girl Scout badge She already has the contrary bitch hypocrite whinging wonder and TSTL badges Madison has this hottie neighbor who s a vampire and is all Edward Cullen your scent arouses my bloodlust You re my blood song nonsense going on for her He s super nice to her and a model gentleman courting her But she pushes him away constantly and acts like a giant brat all the while bemoaning everything How does he stand her Ephraim the male mc with the super unsexy name is a broody vampire that lives in Madison s grandmother s boardinghouse Once he decides to court Madison he pulls out all the stops and puts up with her chatter Each time he helps her she flips out and throws a shit storm tantrum ungrateful wretch His vampire ness is that of a day walker but his eyes go red when he vamps out He also goes into these bloodlust berserker modes where he s kind of comatose I found this vampire mythos to be boring The only mildly interesting parts of this book were the steamy times of which there are only two not enough to distract me from the rest of this boring book Also the reason it s 2 stars instead of 1 Definitely not reading anything else in this series These vamps are lame Ephraim should leave being a day walker to Blade he does it best and with a sword PS For Sarah s peace of mind I would murder all these characters by sealing all the exits and pumping nitrogen in through the vents or maybe go WWI old school and use chlorine gas They re too boring for a bloody end they get asphyxiation Berlin FeuerlandRoman eines Aufstands real jerk she feels like an outsider her best friend turns out to be a sixteen year old punk and the incredibly handsome guy The Year's Best Horror Stories 15 renting the The Year's Best Horror Stories 15 room adjoining hers not only hogs the bathroom taking three showers a day and leaving her with cold water but he also has a secret A secret that she becomes a bit obsessed with and can't let go no matter how many times she's warned offDetective Ephraim Williams learned long ago not to show any emotion or allow himself to get attached to humans What was the point They came and went and he Hottest Mess remained This time w. It s time to give up this isn t going to get any better and even if it did I m so over the female mc Someone said this was like sexed up Twilight and it sorta is but Twilight did it better That s Hottest Mess right I said Twilight did it better Twilight didn t annoy me and there was the excuse of it being a high school setting Why I m kicking this book to the curb the female mc It s all her fault She is one contrary and whinging bitch Yeah it sucks her mom is an irresponsible whore fact and Madison female mc has had to Hitler raise her young siblings but she won t allow anyone to help her She s going for that martyr Girl Scout badge She already has the contrary bitch hypocrite whinging wonder and TSTL badges Madison has this hottie neighbor who s a vampire and is all Edward Cullen your scent arouses my bloodlust You Hidden re my blood song nonsense going on for her He s super nice to her and a model gentleman courting her But she pushes him away constantly and acts like a giant brat all the while bemoaning everything How does he stand her Ephraim the male mc with the super unsexy name is a broody vampire that lives in Madison s grandmother s boardinghouse Once he decides to court Madison he pulls out all the stops and puts up with her chatter Each time he helps her she flips out and throws a shit storm tantrum ungrateful wretch His vampire ness is that of a day walker but his eyes go Luther red when he vamps out He also goes into these bloodlust berserker modes where he s kind of comatose I found this vampire mythos to be boring The only mildly interesting parts of this book were the steamy times of which there are only two not enough to distract me from the Im Augenblick des Todes Severin Boesherz #2 rest of this boring book Also the Halbe Miete reason it s 2 stars instead of 1 Definitely not Historic Ghosts and Ghost Hunters reading anything else in this series These vamps are lame Ephraim should leave being a day walker to Blade he does it best and with a sword PS For Sarah s peace of mind I would murder all these characters by sealing all the exits and pumping nitrogen in through the vents or maybe go WWI old school and use chlorine gas They Gospođa re too boring for a bloody end they get asphyxiation

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Tall, Dark Lonely

R.L. Mathewson ò 3 summary review Tall, Dark Lonely Ó eBook or Kindle ePUB Ouldn't be any different or so he thought When his landlady told him her grandchildren were moving in he didn't expect much well other than to be left alone What he didn't expect was to have to fight bloodlust every time he so much as caught a whiff of his delectable neighbor's scent or her bombarding him with uestions every time she cornered him If that's not bad enough a Master from his past has found him once again and is demanding his blood and is willing to do anything to get it even using the exasperating neighbor that makes him feel than pain for the first time in centuries. Nah didn t enjoy this oneThe heroine was such an inconsistent character She started out so strong and likeable but that didn t last long In the end I was just annoyed by her immaturity and stubbornnessI liked the hero throughout most of the book until he view spoiler forcefully made her a vampirePyte because he panicked Really In a totally safe situation And her reaction I hate you jerk I ll kick your ass jerk and throwing socks at him Alrighty hide spoiler Half a Rupee Stories reaction I hate you jerk I ll kick your ass jerk and throwing socks at him Alrighty hide spoiler

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R.L. Mathewson ò 3 summary review Tall, Dark Lonely Ó eBook or Kindle ePUB Tall Dark LonelyThings are finally looking up for Madison After years of scraping just to get by she lands her dream job and finally has a decent down payment for a house so she can move her brother and sister into a real home It's too bad nothing ever goes the way it's supposed to When the mother that abandoned them years ago suddenly shows up and moves them to New Hampshire Madison has no choice but to go or lose her brother and sister Shoving her dreams aside yet again Madison tries to make things work it's really cold her fifteen year old sister acts like a hooker in training. Warning This book will make you suirm laugh vomit gasp swoon and bang your head on hard objects35 stars A campy nutty off the wall blood lite vampire romance not recommended for the serious PNR lovers or those with delicate sensibilities I almost DNFd this one a half dozen times but something about Ephraim and the weirdness of the story kept me reading It was full of absurd plotting a motley crew of nutty characters all mixed with some off the wall world building WTFery on nearly every page At times it was so disturbingly weird and not always in a funny ha ha kind of way but I found myself fascinated all the same so I couldn t stop reading it Parts of it were hilarious and other parts were hot but the vast majority of it was just off the wall I shake my head asking myself what the F did I just read It was soooooo over the topAnd no I don t know if I will read of this series For now this book was uite enough Glad I read it but it will be a long while before I will be in the mood for It was like riding a roller coaster with no seat belt and trying with all my might to stay in my seat